the best gd thing to be on morning television since kathy lee got drunk and set robert pattinson on fire
Ok, that never happened. But this did:
We all know how much I love Martha’s brain, but yesterday she had Eric Ripert and Anthony Bourdain on her show to make coq au vin and my head almost exploded. Some people want to be at Puff Daddy’s white party (does he still have those?), other people want to be at Voyeur with Lindsay Lohan (is she still acting?). Me? I want to be at this spotless, bourgeois country time kitchen soundstage with polite Mr. Ripert, brash Mr. Bourdain, and the always seemingly stoned Martha. Speaking of stoned…
…the episode with Snoop was the second best hour of television to grace our airwaves. I love this effing show.
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