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February 17, 2010 / badguyhideout

I’m gonna steal the shit out of this soap

Shit motha fucka! I’m gonna steal the shit out of this soap. I’m going to walk into Walgreens, look around, see some Oil of Olay Body Botanical Fusion Body Wash Hydrate Plus Body Butter Ribbons and steal the shit out of it.


And then I’m gonna run from the cops, change my shirt while in pursuit, climb over some fences, go home and take a nice, hot, relaxing bath with my new, stolen motha fuckin’ exfoliating, age-defying skin care product with anti-mothafuckin’-oxidants, vitamin E and Retinal.

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  1. Kez / Feb 18 2010 2:50 am

    Now that is some secure body care product. I can’t imagine walking up to the counter and asking for that shit.
    “Excuse me, can I please have some soap? I promise I will only use it for good and not evil. Please say yes! I promise I’ve got a dollar and sixty nine cents for the Caress brand!”

  2. the fun aunt / Feb 19 2010 6:47 pm

    Oh WOW, I see my product…..unscented Dove soap!!
    LOL LOL LOL

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