in honor of fashion week….
I will be on a diet consisting entirely of swiss chard, espresso beans and Xanax. And also, here is a fantastic video from the 1930s, that predicts what fashion will look like in the year 2000. It’s not terribly- oooh swish!- inaccurate.
Although, I do think more men should carry “candy for cuties” around. Or maybe they do and I’m just not very cute. Shit.
that’s fantastic! Let’s see…sheer dress? Check! Wire swirly boobie covers? (thank Madonna for that one) Check! Holder for phone, keys, coins, and candy for cuties? Check (ya, I still see dudes with fanny packs!)
Of course if some guy in a fanny pack offers you candy you assume he’s a pedophile/rapist psycho or he’s 80.
Lady Gaga clearly took notes.