Comments on: “How To Touch A Naked Man”

By: badguyhideout

badguyhideout — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:56:04 +0000

@Little Ol ‘ Me: exactly! If you’re reading this magazine, you’re too young to know how to touch a man.

@Dave: Yep. That just saved three pages of unnecessary copy.

Dave — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:18:10 +0000

I’d like to volunteer to write the more readable version of that article:

“Touch his dick.”

There, Cosmo, you can send the check to …

Little Ol' Me — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:29:47 +0000

LOL, sadly I don’t know too many girls over the age of 16 who can’t think of 16 “naughty” ways to touch their man.

I mean really…who even needs an article like that if you’re old enough to have driven yourself to the store and bought it?

And if you’re young enough not to have figured out this information on your own we don’t need to “skankify” you prematurely. LOL, great post!

BG Sister — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:08:53 +0000

That is such a messed up picture of Carrie. it looks too photoshopped, and definitely not the person to put on the cover of such skankorific topics.

perhaps I am biased… HA