Oh, I’m sorry, is your gnome missing?
Because Bad Guy Lindsey may have chained and gagged it. Are you familiar with the Garden Gnome Liberationists? Those who take garden gnomes and set them free into the wild? Or the Travelling Garden Gnome Prank where people steal their neighbors’ garden gnomes and travel around the globe with them, merrily taking pictures with them and then send the photos back to the original owner as a sick form of gnome torture? Well none of that has to do with this.
kinky.