Bad Guy Hideout

Seriously though, I don’t wish physical harm on anyone (except murderers and rapists and that ugly thing called a “ped egg” they sell at Walgreens) but I am genuinely surprised no one has punched this guy in the face yet. Not even a little tap on the hand. Where has chivalry gone? Is punching a guy in the face who beat up a lady so wrong these days? Last I checked, when Snookie got punched in the face on Jersey Shore, The Situation was there to punch someone in the face.* So it’s not completely gone, right?

If this was 1993, and a rapper beat up a sweet lady, he would have for sure gotten punched in the face by Tupac in Vegas casino.

If this was a fictional movie based upon a best-selling novel of the same name, well, we all know what happened to Carlo Rizzi when Sonny found out he beat up Connie, now don’t we?

Now, let’s not get out of hand, I don’t want anything bad to happen to this man. I’m just sayin’ I’m surprised nothing has happened. No one has even filled a glove full of lime Jell-o and slapped him across the face. No one has taken a wad of 100 bills and lightly tapped him across the head and then fanned him with it.  Also, if the rap community/local police read this, I’m a girl in her jammies watching a 90210 re-run so please don’t hurt me/I have nothing to do with anything involving the conspiracy to punch Chris Brown in the face. I’m just asking….

*I don’t really like this show, I’m just using it for support of my argument, which perhaps makes the opposite point I intended.