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November 23, 2009 / badguyhideout

duh.

To all you douchebag celeb-bloggers who think Sarah Palin has had plastic surgery: maybe she has, but don’t put a “Then-Now” picture up of her in shitty, cloudy natural light and another one of her in OPRAH’S studio light. It never occurred to you that Oprah’s studio light cost more than most people’s single family homes and is probably made out of thousand year-old Swedish pixie dust made by an ancient and powerful shaman? Oprah looks like she’s nineteen on her show everyday and how old is she really? Sixty? Who cares, it doesn’t matter, because her lighting does wonders. And why does this lack of critical thinking skills surprise me?  In the job description of “celeb-blogger” no where does it state, “must  possess basic logic skills, reasoning  skills a plus.” It says, “must have computer, ability to identify celebrity name when shown face.”

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