Whatever, Martha

God I love Martha Stewart’s brain.  She doesn’t realize when she offends guests, she actually thinks people want a jar of beans in their house as decoration, she broke the law, and she says things like, “This is a delicious autumnal gourd bird painting for every holiday feast festivity hearth hot glue gun confectioners sugar slacks.”

She has a recipe on her website on how to make cookies in a waffle iron. A waffle iron! What brain would have thought of such a thing? So my friend, Bad Guy Laura, and I TRIED IT.

Martha’s cookies looked like this:

Our cookies looked like this:

And this:

soooo……..I think it’s clear MS is a wizard in WASP’s clothing.  And that I spit out a burnt chunk of cookie into my sink last night. Thank you, garbage disposal inventor.

*Read Laura’s article about it here. All these photos were taken by her too! *