look! it’s SO easy!
An outdoor ebay store! Isn’t it convenient? You can stand outside in the freezing cold on outdoor computers and scour ebay for great deals on slacks and electronics instead of doing it in the comfort of your warm, safe home while wearing pjammy pants and eating Stacy’s pita chips.
That’s EXACTLY where I want to order my used sex-toys… from the privacy and comfort of freezing Michigan Ave.
Or. you could surf porn and masturbate in public. just sayin’…