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October 25, 2009 / badguyhideout

what the teens drink

photoTeens: A Case Study. Fact: Teens and occult bookstore owners are the only people who like vampires. Fact: Teens have lots of indispensable income, thanks to their jobs at grocery stores. Fact: Teens typically prefer rum over wine. Analysis: Vampire is the new Joe Camel. Vampire wine is the new Camel cigarettes. Further analysis: This wine most likely tastes like shit.

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  1. yomama / Oct 25 2009 5:24 pm

    Edward Cullen fans will like it no matter how it tastes!

  2. badguyhideout / Oct 25 2009 5:27 pm

    EDITOR’S NOTE: Ahem. And also, mom’s like vampires….

  3. yomama / Oct 26 2009 7:20 am

    Well, it pairs well with watching Edward Cu..I mean Twilight for the 12th time! :)

  4. moah / Oct 26 2009 4:49 pm

    What about Smirnoff and Jolly Ranchers? I thought thats what all the tweens drank.

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