um.
America, know this: you do not need caffeine to exist. Coffee is supposed to be a fun event. Not something you stand out in the cold for. Unless Jimmy Page is a guest barista to promote his new cd entitled, “The First Good CD to Be Sold at Starbucks. “
Well, sometimes you just gotta wait in a ridiculously long line for an over-priced cup of mediocre coffee.
And sometimes you just need bright red pants, an Addis sweatshirt from the early 90s, or a large pink balloon to do it.