(huge groan)
Really, Trendy Women’s Retail Store? This is your cute display of new dresses? Guess what will happen to 100% of all women that purchase this dress for their winter vacation in St. Lucia/that indoor water park in Minnesota? They are going to whip it out of their suitcase, untie it, stare at it, put it on, continue to wrap and unwrap unsuccessfully until their husband/boyfriend/girlfriend walks in and laughs at them at which point they will be SO frustrated they will burst out crying and ruin the entire evening of dancing and monk fish caviar and margaritas made with mezcal they were so looking forward to. You have just ruined every woman’s vacation, Trendy Women’s Retail Store. Congratulations.
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yeah! let’s sell some dresses based on what they definitely don’t look like!!
Other great dress display ideas:
-stuff them in shoes.
-shred them like confetti and bag like used dollar bills at the US mint.
-weave into noose for naked mannequin
-stuff with candy and beat like pinata
-have oprah wear them…
Whoa! I would take one look at those and think, “too hard.”
They look like you could tie them all together and make a jail break easily.
apologies for the poor editing skills. i have fixed them.