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October 12, 2009 / badguyhideout

what’s the big deal?

People are IN A HUFF that Suri Cruise was drinking Starbucks and wearing high heels last weekend. I’m not sure what the big deal is. Miley Cyrus is like, 1 year older than her and is dancing on stripper poles and making out with boys in trees. When you you compare the two, Suri isn’t so bad. It’s just like Fazoli’s. When you compare it to Spaghetti O’s with Meatballs in a can, it’s not so bad…

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Suri Cruise

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  1. jeff / Oct 12 2009 2:55 pm

    whats the big deal with suri anyway? doesn’t tom have other kids from nicole? can you tell me what they drank yesterday?

  2. fashion police / Oct 12 2009 4:06 pm

    Forget about the shoes and starbucks, what the hell were Tom and whatever-the-fuck-her-name-is thinking letting her out in that god awful pink moo-moo?

  3. badguyhideout / Oct 12 2009 7:55 pm

    @jeff- I was thinking the same thing. What did CONNOR drink yesterday?

  4. britta / Oct 12 2009 8:45 pm

    i like it when tom wears plaid to try and look macho. coz we all know he ain’t.

  5. WAW / Oct 13 2009 8:38 pm

    how do we know its even like coffee… starbux does offer a delicious hot chocolate!
    but more importantly… it’s like they pulled her out of bed threw some shoes on and said “okay suri, its time to put our family back in the media, so you’re going out in your oversized jammies shirt”
    pretty sure i had that same pj shirt as a child.

  6. Ali / Nov 1 2009 4:01 pm

    Suri needs SOMETHING to keep her warm – while everyone else is bundled up, Pops is depriving her of her coat! Is this some sort of Scientology test?

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