Come to the VIP Party! By Kiki Gorge

Hey you guys, it’s Kiki. You guys should totally come to the exclusive VIP party this Saturday. I’m dead serious. It’s going to be HUGE. I’ve got the scoop on it and it’s super VIP and exclusive. There’s going to be a VIP area for the VIPs, and I can probably get you on the VIP list that will get you into the VIP area with the VIPs. Huge. It’s going to be so sexy and, best part, the Goose is loose- there’s gonna be a freaking lot of Grey Goose, super hot VIP guys and super hot VIP chairs. That we will sit on and then we will dance on. And then sit on again when our feet get sore. And then we’ll take our shoes off and dance on them again.  I’m dead serious. This is going to be the most exclusive thing you’ve been to since we saw Klohe Kardashian in the Vegas and told her we loved her top. Speaking of tops, break out your sexiest VIP tops- I’m talking VIP glitter,  VIP sequins, VIP rayon, VIP tops with your name on it, VIP tops with a sexy message on it, VIP tops with another top on it- anything. Or don’t even wear a top. Just wear a dress. Or a skirt with no top. It doesn’t even matter because you wanna know why? VIP. That’s why. V. I. P. I’m dead serious. It starts at 10:30 pm but we will be pre-partying at my condo at 4pm. Yeah, it’s a long time but dont worry I have some adderall we can cut up and snort through our noses. So, here’s the VIP RECAP:

4pm: Meet at my condo. Drink some flirtinis

5pm: eat some Doritos so we don’t barf later

5:30: Drink some cosmotinis

6pm: make-up retouch!

6:30pm: pick out tops. (see above)

7pm: boys come over!

7:10pm: make out with a boy in the bathroom

7:15pm: cig break!

8pm: Beer pong! Flip cup! All sing Katy Perry song. Plan trip to Vegas.

9pm: Adderall

10pm: Surprise! Escalade limo is picking us up!

10:15pm: Make up retouch/limo Miller Light bottles/ sing Katy Perry again

10:30pm: Arrive at Club Ice.

10:31pm: Cut line to front, point out my name: Kiki Gorge, enter VIP area.

10:40pm: VIPVIPVIPVIVPVPVIVPVPVIPVPVIVPIVPVIPVIPVIVPVIPVIVPVIVIVPVPVPVIVPPVIVPVPVIV

10:45pm: Dance on chairs.

1am: Fall off chair.

1:05am: Sit on chair. Pour Grey Goose on body and tell VIP exclusive boys to drink me up.

1:06am: Get kicked out of Club Ice.

1:16am: Barf in Escalade.

So, who’s in ? It’s going to be HUGE. I’m dead serious.