spotted at walgreens

ew. the last thing I want to think about when I’m eating baked cheese sticks is someone getting poked in their arm with a giant needle at Walgreens. cheetos and shots. It’s like that health food place that serves only raw food and also performs colonics. some things are best kept separate.

Other things best kept separate:
amonia and bleach.
Polar bears and seals.
Mackenzie Phillips and dads.