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September 22, 2009 / badguyhideout

bubble wand maker

Ornate-CircleTrue story: In college, for a brief period of time, I was a bubble wand maker. Yep. And I made this exact one. There was an ad in the online student job area for the job and I thought, “yeah! this is awesome, I can get paid for watching TV and putting together these whimsical wands for excited children!” It lasted for about three weeks because what they don’t tell you is winding copper wire around this beautiful pink stick fucking hurts your hands. So, if you’re looking for a handmade gift for your niece or gay nephew, you should pick one of these up. And thank the person when you order, for he or she probably has swollen, red fingers and will never be able to pluck his violin again.

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  1. jeff / Sep 23 2009 6:29 am

    how many of these do you own?

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