Your Weekly GOOP: Back, Stoned, and Korean
I don’t know what happened on Gwyn’s vacation but I think it has a little something to do with Cold Play Guy scoring some weed from an old Jamaican high priest because Gwyneth is fun, stoned, and mad hungry for some Korean food. She’s back this week with another riveting GOOP video starring Chef Lee Gross, who may or may not be Asian, and herself (of course) cooking spicy miso and bibimbop at her lovely and perfect homstead. I think you’ll agree, Gwynsy is amazingly (and surprisingly) tolerable and hilarious in this weeks home video. If she keeps this up, she may just become our best friend. But only if the “yummy” count stays under five times in one video. We do have standards.
Fave Quote: “I can never pronounce it right. bibimbop. bibimbop. bibimbop.”
Saddest Quote: “I”m in the kitchen with my friend Lee Gross who is the best chef I know.” (Batali is obviously crying on his fancy boat after hearing this. After all he’s done for her.)
Lesson Learned: If a toy company ever makes a Gwyneth doll make sure it comes with a joint. High Gwyn is fun.
One Comment
Leave a CommentTrackbacks