benzoyl peroxide and twix
it used to be, that when a teen had an acne problem they would have an uncomfortable talk about it with their parents who would then take them to a medical physician, who with his/her medical degree, would examine the epidermis thoroughly before prescribing a topical cream or pill or perhaps a change in diet and exercise. now, teen can just go to a vending machine for their acne solutions. a vending machine. like the kind that sell twix bars and kit kats.
proactiv vending machines. replacing dermatologists one at a time.
and also perhaps, a retaliation against the growing cost of health care as well as a solution to the typical three month waiting time to get an appointment. or, growing proof that robots and machines are taking over the planet.
i HOPE you were not in MACYS when you took that
oh SHIT. The Marshall Field’s police!