observations based on reading the Huffington Post “Living” Section
If I were an alien from the planet, Zuelconerf, and my only news were gleaned from the Huffington Post “Living” Section, this is what I would know about Americans. We are:
-stessed
-unhappy
-hooked to blackberries
-divorced
-full of sugar
-upset
-unhappy
-sad
-anxious
-starving
-not creative
-always crying
-unemployed
-making mistakes in relationships
-not doing yoga
-unhappy from not doing yoga
-obsessed with some family called “The Obamas” (see also: style section)
-fat
And then I would fly my spaceship far, far away from this planet called Earth, full of obese, sad, oafs who try to get happy by reading articles from a machine day after miserable day. Is this really how it is? Really?
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