Your Weekly Goop: Serpicopla Part Two
If you are keeping up on GOOP recaps, Gernerth Plowtrow has been out of town for the entire month of August, vacationing. I know when I get done filming a movie in a beautiful, remote location I need a month long vacation in a beautiful remote location. Gurf. Anyway, last week we received a letter from her via snail mail talking about the trip. At the end she said she got the beauteous privilege of doing something no one else can ever do, eat Mario Baterrrrli’s hand. So, here is her second letter:
“Dear Bad Guys,
Greetings again from Serpicopla, Europe! It’s lovely as a maiden fairchild! I don’t know what that means but usually I just say any words that come to my mind and they sound lovely and perfect because I am Gernerth, and everything I say is precious and beans. Now, on to The Hand. The Hand was lovely, yummy, beautiful, beauteous, fresh, vegan, cleanse, gorgeous, England, gorge, Shakespeare in Love, lovely love, precious, talented, skinny, diet, dress, fancy, gorge, microbiotic, beatiful, Coldplay, baby.
I apologize on having to keep this short, for my husband, Cold Play Guy, is calling me to sing a song to neighboring geese to lure them into our vacation home, dress them in party hats, and then slaughter them for food. alas.
lovely,
gernerth. “
Haha, every time i see the word “beauteous” I equal parts want to punch someone and laugh my head off!
Kez: I’m glad I have ruined the word “beauteous” altogether for you. hahaha