Bad Guy GOOP: Your Weekly GOOP
Last week we reported that GOOP is on hiatus until September because Gernerth is in Moscow eating golden truffles, pretending to read books so she appears to be intelligent and making out with her husband, Coldplay Guy. So, we figured that for the next three weeks, we’d make up our own versions of GOOP. This week will be Bad Guy style. Next will be a fake Gwyneth one. And the third week will be another celebrity’s GOOP.
GET our friend Lindsey’s vintage, handmade jewelry on Etsy.
MAKE a cake in the shape of a cigar and send it to John Edwards, now that we know he is the father.
BE a good American. Stop watching town hall debates on health care and pay attention to what really matters in life.
DO not miss the series premiere of Mad Men this Sunday or you’re going to regret it forever part of Monday.
SEE if you can make it through the entire movie Shakespeare In Love. Or Shallow Hal. Or Bounce.
GO visit Mount Rushmore. Why the hell don’t people go to Mount Rushmore anymore? Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
1- Lindsey, your jewelry is awesome!
2- God I miss day time television. Why can’t they just kick me out of grad school.
3- There are not enough cute animal slide shows on the internet.
4- I’ve been hearing a lot about this “Mad Men,” I need to Netflix that shit.
5- I secretly like Shakespeare in Love (and have seen it more than once). Shallow Hal is worth it just to see Gwen in a fat suit. Never had the pleasure of Bounce.
6- I want to see Mount Rushmore!! I’ve never seen it. Let’s take a road trip. I hope they add Obama’s face. Yeah, I’m definitely boycotting it until they add Obama.
I will only go see Mount Rushmore if they sing happy birthday to me again.