things I learned from watching “Hitched Or Ditched”
1. Women today get more divorces because they don’t know how to cook.
2. Black moms don’t like white girls who want to marry their son.
3. If a black mom calls a white girl a “white devil” and the white girl starts crying, she will be told that “there is no crying in this house.”
4. If I choose my fiance, my mom will be upset; If I choose my mom, my fiance will be upset.
5. People actually want to get married on television.
6. People actually want to watch people get married on television.
7. There are some people who don’t know how to clean.
8. Only two more days until the wedding!
9. White Devils think cooking includes putting grease in a pot and stirring it.
10. The CW does not provide the stars of Hitched or Ditched with the same wardrobe as the cast of 90210.
11. I do.
