Archive for August, 2009
ya know when you have to type in random letters to protect against spam and such? I just got this one/best one so far:
August 28, 2009observations based on reading the Huffington Post “Living” Section
August 28, 2009If I were an alien from the planet, Zuelconerf, and my only news were gleaned from the Huffington Post “Living” Section, this is what I would know about Americans. We are:
-stessed
-unhappy
-hooked to blackberries
-divorced
-full of sugar
-upset
-unhappy
-sad
-anxious
-starving
-not creative
-always crying
-unemployed
-making mistakes in relationships
-not doing yoga
-unhappy from not doing yoga
-obsessed with some family called “The Obamas” (see also: style section)
-fat
And then I would fly my spaceship far, far away from this planet called Earth, full of obese, sad, oafs who try to get happy by reading articles from a machine day after miserable day. Is this really how it is? Really?
reno 911 wins the lottery
August 28, 2009people are abuzz about the latest 325 million dollar lottery Jaaaaaaackpooooooooot, which reminds us of this amazing, completely nsfw video. I wasn’t able to embed it properly, so you’ll have to CLICK HERE to watch it….
Your Weekly Goop: Serpicopla Part Two
August 27, 2009
If you are keeping up on GOOP recaps, Gernerth Plowtrow has been out of town for the entire month of August, vacationing. I know when I get done filming a movie in a beautiful, remote location I need a month long vacation in a beautiful remote location. Gurf. Anyway, last week we received a letter from her via snail mail talking about the trip. At the end she said she got the beauteous privilege of doing something no one else can ever do, eat Mario Baterrrrli’s hand. So, here is her second letter:
“Dear Bad Guys,
Greetings again from Serpicopla, Europe! It’s lovely as a maiden fairchild! I don’t know what that means but usually I just say any words that come to my mind and they sound lovely and perfect because I am Gernerth, and everything I say is precious and beans. Now, on to The Hand. The Hand was lovely, yummy, beautiful, beauteous, fresh, vegan, cleanse, gorgeous, England, gorge, Shakespeare in Love, lovely love, precious, talented, skinny, diet, dress, fancy, gorge, microbiotic, beatiful, Coldplay, baby.
I apologize on having to keep this short, for my husband, Cold Play Guy, is calling me to sing a song to neighboring geese to lure them into our vacation home, dress them in party hats, and then slaughter them for food. alas.
lovely,
gernerth. “
the dead weather interview.
August 27, 2009
they’re like the cool, not-popular kids in high school that you want to be friends with because they’re so awesome but are kinda scared they won’t like you because you don’t smoke marlboro lights or have a leather jacket or are in a successful rock band or swirl whiskey. sigh.
worlds worst job by Bad Guy Heez
August 27, 2009
And now, some thoughts from guest writer and dear friend, Bad Guy Heez:
I’ve been wondering lately-who has the worst job in the world?
Is it the foremost scholar on the red-breasted robin?
An Alaskan solar power engineer during the months of December-February?
Kate Gosselin’s hair?
I thought for sure those were three worst until I attended a food safety training yesterday. Here I was, thinking I would only come away with the tools to correctly serve “moon rock cookies” and “penicillin pizza” to the kids in my after school program. With the knowledge I now have, I could open my very own Outback Steakhouse!
I learned that bacteria multiplies quickest between the temperatures of 41 and 135 degrees Fahrenheit. I learned that a proper three compartment sink has stations for washing, rinsing, and sanitizing. Most importantly, I learned that the only way to test for an outbreak of most food borne illnesses is to accumulate samples of human feces.
Our instructor, a sweet and engaging middle-aged food scientist, took an aside to tell us that she once had to test all the employees of an Ohio factory for shigellosis (a bacteria associated with poor hygiene practice) symptoms. Close to a hundred Midwestern men. She said “Oh, it was no big deal. They would do their business and I would just collect them into a box and move on.”
Collect them??
Maybe I’m being a bit prudish here–maybe “factory worker stule sampler” isn’t as bad as it sounds.
Or maybe I’m not quite ready to have kids.
Bad Guy Janet Reno
August 26, 2009One of our besties comments under the surname, Janet Reno. She is weird and lovely and one of the funniest people we know. Her most recent comment was the following video. Most people can make it to the four minute mark. How long can you make it?
Bad Guy Music: The xx, xx
August 26, 2009Ahem, as I have said, it’s a busy week. Some bad guys are helping out with content (see post below) . So here is a post from resident Bad Guy Music Guy, since I don’t know how to write about music. This is very exciting.
****************
Us Bad Guys like music. In fact, we love music. Not in an elitist Pitchfork kind of way, even though we are well-versed and opinionated in our own right. We’ll give it to you straight-up, like a chest x-ray, what we like and what we don’t . This week: The xx, xx.
The xx are a UK four-piece, combining a mellow 80s new-wave sound with lush pop-soul tinges. Romy Madley Croft (lead guitar) and Oliver Sim (bass) share co-ed vocal swapping, crafting a dark, emotional, and almost numbingly beautiful self-titled album. The xx are not the only UK band who are re-envisioning the sounds of the 80s (White Lies also comes to mind), but they have done so in a restrained and cohesive way. Numerous tracks stand out (“VCR”, “Islands”, “Heart Skipped a Beat”, “Shelter”), as this album should stand out as one of the most impressive debuts of the year.
xx comes out in October stateside, but if you pre-order the album on vinyl or cd through their website, you can download the mp3 album immediately.
**********************
See?! Aren’t you glad you just learned something? If I were to write a music review it’d go something like this: Yeah man, you should check out, Are You Experienced. Twenty thousand people have written about it already and it came out forty years ago, and you probably heard about it when you were ten years-old and my hippie aunt plays it every night but whatever, it’s still magical, man. And then I whip my dreadlocks behind my head, light a joint, and dance like Janis Joplin out of the music reviewer room I’m located in.
Possible topics from The Heez.
August 26, 2009since I have a somewhat busy week, I’ve called upon a few friends to contribute something. anything. I sent Bad Guy Heez an email asking to contribute and he wrote:
“Let me think on it. Possible topics:
-southwest airline employees
-the time I got rejected whilst swimming to talk to two girls on a rowboat (this saturday)
-the time I got full field sobriety tested while completely sober (last night)
-brett favre’s viking debut
-the time one of the children with autism got a hold of the school camera
I’ll think of some others.”
haaaasldkfja. I can’t wait.
my iphone photo album that leads me to believe I may be clinically insane or just weirder than I thought
August 25, 2009
Food Review: Jamba Juice’s Greens And Grain Wrap
August 24, 2009
There aren’t many foods I won’t eat. I’ll eat old frozen pizza, I’ll eat stale popcorn, I’ll eat sheep brains with morel mushrooms, I’ll eat grocery store brand lucky charms in those bags, and then some. That’s not to say I eat these foods all the time, I just have before and probably would again. Jamba Juice’s Wrap was so fucking disgusting, I didn’t eat it and would never again. The wrap does not fit in the category of old pizza and brains. It falls in the category of: something a bum took a bite of and threw on the street, something that has mold, anything from Popeye’s, something that I take a bite of and spit into the garbage…the category of: I would never eat.
The first problem is that its a wrap. Can we, as humans, get over wraps already? Somewhere, at some point, some “health analyst” said wraps were healthy. They are not. They have 1000 calories, don’t taste as good as bread, and get soggy. The nutrition label says that the wrap has 14 grams of fat, all 14 are in the actual wrappy tortilla shell. The soggy tortilla shell they colored green to seem healthy and tastes like packing peanuts. Homemade bread is so delicious and better for you, so boo to wraps.
The healthy “wrap” is filled with red quinoa and hummus. The quinoa was dry as was the crusty hummus. If you’re going to throw quinoa in something, please, don’t overcook it. Because when you do, Mr. Jamba Juice cooker who is probably 15 years old, it tastes like tiny balls of garbage. And hummus, when used fresh, is delicious. When it is dry and crumbly, it falls out of your mouth like a four year-old. The wrap is also full of vegetables. Whatev. But the WORST part about this, is the DIPPING SAUCE. It’s a mango dressing that wreaks like garlic that you are supposed to dip this sloppy, green torpedo in. Jamba Juice, I get why you chose “mango” dressing. Because dumb slobs equate mango with being healthy and exotic and someone probably ate it in the South Beach diet. But when was the last time you dipped a mango in fucking hummus? Never. No one has ever dipped a mango in hummus ever in the history of the planet.
It seems as though the Jamba Juice executive cheff decided that if you mix every healthy food together, it will taste good: green wrap, quinoa, hummus, mango, “veggies” = sell to fat Americans who don’t know any better. Well JJ, your buzzwords don’t fool Us Bad Guys. Anyone with a mouth will figure out this tastes like a mess of health that has been sitting in a damp refrigerator for five very long, very sad days.
If we keep going at this rate Jamba Juice’s next menu item will be a spinach, egg white, almond, salmon, blueberry shake. And if that happens, I will order it and dump it onto the register causing it to short out and infect the mother board of Jamba Juices and they will all implode into space where aliens who don’t know any better will enjoy the foreign wrap. Although that means we won’t have the Berry Fulfilling smoothie anymore, which we love. Win some lose some.
(Full disclosure: My Greens and Grain Wrap was free. An overzealous man on Michigan ave shoved it in my face and so I took it because I thought, initially, it was some sort of bag of chips. I was very, very wrong)
Bad Guy Hollywood Recap
August 24, 2009
Us Bad Guys are having a busy week, so we have enlisted on a few bad friends to help us out. Here are a few thoughts by Bad Guy Boy:
Reaction of disbelief after hearing Entourage is up for an Emmy:
“Entourage sucks because it’s no longer a fish out of water story. Viewers can no longer identify with them as outsiders. They’re now part of the hollywood machine. They’re insiders leaving viewers with no one to identify with. Plus, the show is gay.”
Informing me of great news:
“Basterds won the box office (61M). Hooray for the natzee killing good guys. And Brad Pitt’s beard.”
fake holidays
August 20, 2009
This photo is by Reiner Riedler from his new awesome book, Fake Holidays; a collection of fake vacay spots and tropical paradise lands. Fun. Read all about it on GOOD.
yesssssssss i love mt. rushmore.
yessssssssss i love asian guys golfing
dog manifesto
August 20, 2009sometimes your dog writes his screenplay
and sometimes he has writer’s block and gets stoned
Your Weekly GOOP: Serpicopla
August 19, 2009
If you recall, Gernerth is on vacay and decided to put GOOP on hiatus until she gets back because it’s not like some qualified intern can slop together some quotes and anecdotes and send it to a listserv. Only Gwyneth knows how to do that so we will wait. That being said, we have great news. Gern has sent us a letter in the mail from her vacation that Us Bad Guys will share with you now:
“Dear Bad Guys,
Greetings from Serpicopla, Europe. You have never heard of Serpicopla because it only exists to those who are fortunate and privileged enough to have been in the movie, Shallow Hal. It is very beauteous and lovely here. Yesterday I ate some airbrushed arugula and drank the blood of a vegan, organic, farm-raised boar, that I lovingly called, “Sea Biscuit.” Then I rolled down a beautiful hill into a meadow filled with narcissism, entitlement, and despair where I played mancala with rocks made of diamond whales. It was lovely and beauteous. Then my husband, Coldplay Guy, read me excerpts from my favorite piece of literature, “LA Candy” written by a contemporary female Shakespeare. It was lovely and kind and beautiful. I was so exhausted from doing nothing, I washed myself with the sweat of Madonna and Cameron Diaz, which I brought with me in a 3 ounce sealable container. It was both lovely and beateous and kind and yummy.
Then, Mario Batali came and served us the most memorable, lovely meal. After 38 beautiful courses, Mario walked over to me and said, “Gernerth. You are wonderful and beauteous and kind and lovely and yummy and beautiful. You deserve to do things that other people aren’t as fortunate to do and tell people about them. So, I would like you to do the one thing no one else in the world will be able to do, except you, you little privledged one. Please, eat my hand. And so I ate his hand, which I will talk about in next week’s GOOP.
Lovely,
Gernerth Plowtrow. ”
sex tape lessons
August 18, 2009
By now, you probably have heard about the recently surfaced sex tape (watch it there) featuring McSteamy, Noxema girl who is also a murder, and Miss Teen USA turned prostitute. Those of you who have watched the video may agree, there are lessons to be learned. So, I will grade the video like a class assignment by an elementary school teacher.
Objective: B Leak sex tape. All publicity is good. Good job.
Execution: F If you are going to make a sex tape, have sex, not “have some bullshit conversation for three minutes and watch a hooker pay by credit card.” Very Poor. Check minus. Watch Pam and Tommy bone for seven hours and write a report for extra credit.
Grammar: F “Drownded” is not a recognized word by the Oxford English dictionary or anyone who isn’t a dumb slut.
Creativity: D Tristan Bailey and Tuff Hedon are porn names first graders would use. Use the equation: dog’s name + street name = porn name. Take notes during class, this was an open book assignment. You are a terrible student.
Casting: D- Valedictorians would have used Megan Fox, Robert Pattinson, Chace Crawford and Blake Lively. But you cast a Grey’s Anatomy cast member, an actress that was in Jawbreaker, and hooker who owns light up rubber ducks. Light. Up. Rubber Ducks. Shows poor decision making skills.
Soundtrack: A Snoop Dogg shows a great mastery of both rap, history, and american rap history.
Editing: C Four minutes too long but does well at driving home the point that just because you are famous, does not mean you are classy, intelligent, sexy, and live in a nicely decorated apartment that does not have light-up rubber ducks.
Overall: D And detention. Where you will cut out circles and make a construction paper chain for the Welcome Back To School Swine Flu Vaccine parade.
god you are insufferable
August 18, 2009
if there is one person who is more obnoxious than gernerth plowtrow, it’s fucking Tyra Banks. With her hit talk show where she pretends to be a feminist and then has an entire program dedicated to gay guys telling girls how to dress and act in order for straight men to like them. “girrrrrrrrrl what I teeeeellll you bout it! aw snap.” And that other episode that offered the ground breaking question, “Is gay the new black?!”
Well guess what Tyra is doing now? Tyra’s latest move will leave you speechless. Take a guess. No, she is not flying to Darfur to investigate genocide. No, she is not traveling to Cambodia to uncover a sex trafficking ring of 12 year-old girls. Tyra is…..showing us her real hair! Her real, actual hair. No. You don’t understand. It’s her ACTUAL HAIR. canyoufuckingbeleiveit?!
If there is one thing I have always wanted to see on television, it would be Tyra Banks’ real hair. I wake up every morning and while I eat my cereal and watch the latest reports about the health care debate I sit and think, “I wish I knew what Tyra Banks’ real hair looks like.” Then I write Obama a letter asking to for his support in the lobbying of the showing of Tyransauras Banks’ real hair. And then I write letters to her show, begging for the day she will take her weave off. The other letters I write to her regard me trying to be a guest on her show. Would you like to be a guest on her show? Because the following are real, actual scenarios they are recruiting for:
-Are you in love with an object?
-I text and eat while driving.
-Are you a well-deserved bride to be who’s like to win a designer size zero wedding dress that belongs to a very special Tyra guest?
-Does your daughter wish she had hair like Tyra?
-Are you Tyra’s biggest fan?
-Tyra tyra tyra tyra? Tyra.
She reminds me of Timmy on South Park. Not because she’s handicapped ( I don’t think she is) but because she is so self-absorbed and narcissistic that I imagine her to walk around all day screaming her name. Timmay! Tyra! Tyra Tyra ? Tyra!!! Ty-rahhh. 
Tyra? Tyra. Tyratyratyra.
remember that blago party we were at last week?
August 14, 2009The one with rod blag and fabio? It was on The Daily Show last night. Watch the clip, it’s amazing.
Bad Guy GOOP: Your Weekly GOOP
August 13, 2009
Last week we reported that GOOP is on hiatus until September because Gernerth is in Moscow eating golden truffles, pretending to read books so she appears to be intelligent and making out with her husband, Coldplay Guy. So, we figured that for the next three weeks, we’d make up our own versions of GOOP. This week will be Bad Guy style. Next will be a fake Gwyneth one. And the third week will be another celebrity’s GOOP.
GET our friend Lindsey’s vintage, handmade jewelry on Etsy.
MAKE a cake in the shape of a cigar and send it to John Edwards, now that we know he is the father.
BE a good American. Stop watching town hall debates on health care and pay attention to what really matters in life.
DO not miss the series premiere of Mad Men this Sunday or you’re going to regret it forever part of Monday.
SEE if you can make it through the entire movie Shakespeare In Love. Or Shallow Hal. Or Bounce.
GO visit Mount Rushmore. Why the hell don’t people go to Mount Rushmore anymore? Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
well, its no jesus toast….
August 13, 2009but how cute is this yogurt smiley?!?!
photo by: bad guy boy
Ronald McMurderer
August 11, 2009
Haaaaaaaa. Peta might possibly be the scariest bunch of fucks on the planet. When you open it, there’s fake blood all over. That is scarier than any single one of those shitty movies where teens get lost in the woods/Mayan ruins/swimming pools/Neve Campbell/etc.
How To Not Look Old, But Still Kinda Ugly
August 11, 2009
I came across this book by Chal Plarff Charla Krupp today. You may know her by her other books: How to Look Like A Poor Man’s Tori Spelling, How To Not Perpetuate The Belief That Growing Older is a Beautiful Thing and How To Not Be Not A Lady Douche Bag.
Amazon says, people that bought her book also bought: Does This Clutter Make My Butt Look Fat?, The End of Overeating: Taking Control of the Insatiable American Appetite, How Not To Look Fat, and Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography.
And a review by Petra says, “The most amazing chapters are on jeans, make-up and shapewear.”
Simply amazing.
lollapalurrza
August 11, 2009Lollapalooza, or as many people call it, Music Taste of Chicago, was last weekend. Here is a BGH recap.
Water and ponchos were as common as teens on mushrooms wearing Band Of Horses graphic t-shirts making out in bushes and 40 year-old Perry Ferrell groupies barfing in the bushes. (We saw both).
The warm up.
The For Real
The Vampire Weekend Rainstorm.
the vampire weekend drum nap.
rod blagojevich gets money, friends
August 8, 2009The Blag came to a party last night. An advertising party. He and Fabio came in a hummer limo, he sang an Elvis song to a cheering crowd, took pictures and left. This man used to eat diamond caviar off unicorns with statesmen in his governor’s mansion and now he sings elvis songs to 20/30 year-old assholes eating chipwiches. jesus.
This is my chipwich.
dear parents
August 7, 2009it’s lollapalooza weekend. So if you’re 14 year-old child says she has a school field trip to Chicago to visit the Shedd Aquarium and Museum of Science and Industry and will be gone for three days and you look in her backpack and there’s a plastic bracelet, Bacardi, and a Kings of Leon t-shirt, check into it. Because school hasn’t started yet. She’s probably off to dance and eat Connie’s pizza and smoke weed, like these young children were last year. You can’t see it, but bandana boy has braces. If you are wearing braces you are too young to smoke weed. Unless you’re Tom Cruise.
Exhibit A
August 7, 2009One time I ordered a pizza and there was a piece missing. so gross. the delivery driver must have been impressed with our order (pepperoni, fresh tomatoes, olives, artichokes). After complaining for twenty minutes and poking at it, we ate it anyway.
God Hates Figs
August 6, 2009
Us Bad Guys like to cause trouble which is why we are friends with other people that cause trouble. Satirical religious group, Best Church of God, crashed a protest earlier this week, held by everyone’s favorite friends, The Westboro Baptist Church. They were in town to protest gays and jews and Don Rickles (who was visiting. No, really. Actual Don Rickles). You can read more about it here. And see more photos here. Also, don’t you love Bad Guy Aemilia’s shorts? So cute.
Bitch, please: Your Weekly GOOP
August 6, 2009
Blah Blah Some Recipes Blah Blah. The problem with this weeks GOOP is the announcement that GOOP will not be back until September because Gwernerth is taking a vacation. She is taking a vacation from slaughtering ScarJo chickens, reading books for leisure and wearing dresses. I get it- reading Food Inc. and not appearing on magazine covers is tiring. The thing is, really Gwyn, you couldn’t have worked extra hard for a couple of days and line up a few more GOOP’s, just to last you the next three weeks, as to keep your website/newsletter/brag words disguised as help consistent? It’s really not that hard to throw some of your friend’s quotes in to a fucking email and save it. Do magazines come out over the holidays when no one is there? Yes, because they work extra hard beforehand. Do children get Halloween candy when people are away on vacation during trick-or-treating? Yes, because the family goes to Target, buys a huge bucket, throws candy in it, makes a sign that says, “Please take only one” and puts it on their door step. It’s not fucking hard to plan ahead a little bit and throw in some extra effort, because if you keep this up, your website is going to wither into obscurity, just like your Korean jean ad.
Fave Quote: “Goop is going on vacation…we will see you in September!”
waste 3 to 50 minutes of your life
August 5, 2009This tribute to Michael Jackson is more fascinating than his official tribute: The Eternal Moonwalk might drive you crazy but not as crazy as Mariah Carey’s vibrato. (Vibrato, not Vibrator. That ones for you, Bad Guy Noah.)
things I learned from watching “Hitched Or Ditched”
August 5, 2009
1. Women today get more divorces because they don’t know how to cook.
2. Black moms don’t like white girls who want to marry their son.
3. If a black mom calls a white girl a “white devil” and the white girl starts crying, she will be told that “there is no crying in this house.”
4. If I choose my fiance, my mom will be upset; If I choose my mom, my fiance will be upset.
5. People actually want to get married on television.
6. People actually want to watch people get married on television.
7. There are some people who don’t know how to clean.
8. Only two more days until the wedding!
9. White Devils think cooking includes putting grease in a pot and stirring it.
10. The CW does not provide the stars of Hitched or Ditched with the same wardrobe as the cast of 90210.
11. I do.
The Worm can be taught.
August 4, 2009Us Bad Guys are fans of Death From Below, who made this great video. We are also fans of Bad Guy Jay. Ladies, he is nice to children AND can do the worm. Don Draper couldn’t do either.
derrick comedy
August 4, 2009if you haven’t heard of the sketch group derrick comedy, you have now, and should spend the rest of your work day watching all of their videos. Or. eh. Wait till you get home. To a safe environment where HR hags won’t fire you for playing videos that can be misconstrued as offensive, racist and homophobic if you aren’t actually watching it. (below) muahahahaa.
The Facebook Status
August 3, 2009Every time you log onto facebook one of three things usually happen: 1. you burst out laughing 2. you roll your eyes or 3. you immediately get bored and shut your computer. All completely legit actions caused by reading your friends’ facebook status updates. Us Bad Guys discovered from scientific research that while many updates are hilarious, informative, and/or nostalgic, the majority fit into the following categories:
The Spoiled Teen Bragbook Status
Penelope Cici is getting a mani-pedi, shopping with my fave girlies (getting a new Louie!), heading to the beach for some ‘tinis, yelling at my cleaning lady, a lil’ run, firing my cleaning lady, wine and apps with Lisliee and then out dancing in my new Louboutins with Eric and the boys! Fab day! Off to Belize tomorrow! 
xxxooo
The I Want You To Ask What is Wrong Status
Candace Cherlz is sad.
The Want You To Ask What is Right Status
Nicky Perez Best day ever. I am SO excited for that thing that just happened that I will vaguely mention in hopes you will ask me about it!!!!!
The Testosterone Status
Daniel Spitz is fuckin’ out with Dax and B tonight for Jonsey’s bach party. Shit is going to get TORE up. If you don’t hear from me by Monday, fucking call the police because shit is going to get insane. I swear to god. I’m going to punch someone, do some blow, dominate, try to fuck a stripper with a whiskey bottle, and get fuckin’ caraaazy! What happens in Minneapolis stays in Minneapolis.
The Witless Status
John Teeg is insert something witty here.
The Why Would you Post this on Facebok? Status
Jean Carlyle is sad, please pray for her friend, Tonya. Her dad used to molest her and is going through a hard time. (Ed Note: really, something similar was once posted)
The Too Much Information Status
Jon Tinsdale just saw his wife’s placenta when she was giving birth to his new son. I’m a dad!!!
The Solicitor Status
Kate Breckin Come to my play/music concert/ birthday party/ dog’s birthday party/ fashion show/ improv jam/break dance class/ dog wedding/ grandma’s ironing club fundraiser/ jean party/ dance recital/ college graduation tonight at 10pm. Three dollar Ketel mixers and lots of fun!
The Monday Status
Pat Greenlee Can’t believe it’s Monday already! The weekend goes by so fast. Why aren’t there longer weekends? Beat from the weekend. I need a vacation from my weekend! Work- booo! I hate work! Monday- at work! Workin’ for the weekend! Monday blues. Who else is motha fuckin’ workin’ today? (Related: The Friday Status)
The Play By Play Status
Laura Jensen work, dry cleaning, grocery store, dog walk, coffee, bathroom, get mail, shower, get dressed, put shoes on, take shoes off, put on different shoes, change outfit to match new shoes, blow husband, dinner, car ride, dancing, car ride, home, brush teeth, blow husband, brush teeth again, read Marie Claire, sleep.
The Worst Status
Kitty Bensen is.
Freedom Isn’t Free
August 1, 2009
You can thank Bad Guy Parents for this photo. On a side note, Cable TV appears to still draw in sold-out crowds in the midwest. Guess travelin’ folks can’t miss their ‘China Beach’….
