Gwyn’s Friends: Your Weekly GOOP
Since Gwyn really stretched herself last week with a video, she has nothing to do with her GOOP this week. Making chicken is tiring. Thank god she has some downtime in August which she will take full advantage of by reading books, so she asked her friends to compile a list of their recommended books for her summer reading. (A personal assistant task disguised as an honor.) Us Bad Guys already have a stack of books 5 feet tall we need to read due to our book buying issues, so we don’t give a fuck about her list….but what is amazing is what we learned about Gwenyth’s friends.
-Abby Kane’s four year-old son has Type I diabetes.
-Ellen Silverman is an NYC mother.
-Mark Wells works in risk management.
-Luke Janklow is extremely tall.
Gwyneth makes lots of decisions each day including what splendid dress to wear and, most recently, how to describe her friends. This is what she chooses. “My friends kid has a disease, she thinks you should read these books.” and “Yo! My friend is motha fuckin’ TALL. check it.” and “Oh, you heard about my other friend, who is a mother….in NEW YORK CITY? Yeah. New York CITY! A mother!”
Fave Quote: “ I’ve asked some friends for their best summer reads – to help narrow down the plethora of great novels. “
Let’s narrow the plethora.

my doctor just diagnosed me with a narrow plethora…