news windows.
Who’s brilliant idea was it to put windows in television studios? No, seriously… was a man sitting at home, watching the news and just thought, “Ya know…this news story is great. But what would be really great is if behind the news story is a giant window with 12 year-old girls and 55 year-old men holding signs and waving at me! Yeah! I want to see people fucking WAVING at me and shiiiiiet when I watch news!! Somebody get me NBC.” And the funny thing is- everyone has copied this crappy idea. Here I am, trying to watch Leslie Mann on ‘Good Morning America’ because she’s awesome and there’s some stupid girl in the background who doesn’t stop waving for ten minutes. Guess what, Sophie?! We see you. Your mom sees you. Your bff’s Kiki and Kaylie and Madison at Lakeview Middle School see you too. Your grandma doesn’t see you because she hates Diane Sawyer and watches ‘The Today Show’ instead but she’ll see you on tape. So, stop waving. Dear lord. Let me watch Leslie Mann without a distracting pale hand furiously waving to and fro. Is that so much to ask on this lovely Wednesday morning? Huh? To watch Leslie Mann in peace?
