hair wars
awwwww shieeet. Hairstylist Nicole was all like “I’m outta this mothafuckin’ salon and I got me a new salon. Whatever. You comin’ with me?” and Old Salon was all like “If yous a client of Hairstylist Nicole, yous OUR client so you bettah not mothafuckin’ follow her to her new bullshit salon” and then Hairstylist Nicole was all, “Whatever mothafucka, I’ll give you 20% off your next mothafuckin’ haircut.” and Old Salon was like “Fuck that, I’ll give you 30% off your next mothafuckin’ haircut. Biiiiietches.”
True story. Us Bad Guys think we’ll follow Hairstylist Nicole to her new salon, because it’s not like the salon cut our hair, Nicole did. (How’s that for a profound Tuesday statement?) Plus, Old Salon had a bowl of hard candies at the front desk and there’s nothing more disgusting than a butterscotch sucky candy.
so we all went for tapas last night and britta insisted we read this fabulous blog and low and behold the HAIR WARS made a past – awesome!!!
side note, great blog, good reads!
@Alexandra: thank you!! And yes, I had to write about Hair Wars. It is too amazing not to. I’m glad you like it! Eeeee!