today feels like this
hi, autumn. how’s it going? You’re here kinda early. I appreciate you bringing this flatbread appetizer, but the party doesn’t start until 8….and well…it’s six. So do you think you can just go drive around for a bit and then come back? When we are READY for you? We’re not ready for you. No matter how nice you are when you get here, when you’re early, we hate you. You make us anxious. We want to wear shorts still. Tiny shorts with tall heels, like Beyonce. We can’t do that when you’re here. So please, leave, and come back when you’re supposed to. Thanks. Love, Us Bad Guys.
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