where you get your money’s worth

My friend Lindsey is staying at a Hampton Inn in Cincinnati on a business trip. When she got back to her room after business, they kindly left a tray on her bed with remotes, a bottle of water and…a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos.

Common Cinci, show a little class. At least offer your guests Blazin’ Buffalo & Ranch Doritos to ease the pain of being alone and lonely in an impersonal Hampton Inn hotel room after a long day of business travel.
Did she get to keep the lap desk? Cause I need a lap desk.
Ask her if she got to keep the lap desk. Then, if she did, can you ask if she’s using it? Cause if she’s not, I could use a lap desk.
It’s hard to find a decent lap desk.
If you don’t stay at hotels, that is.
-R.