fifth of july recap of the fourth of july

watched fireworks out the window from my couch with pink floyd’s dark side of the moon blasting from cm7 b&w speakers while eating artichoke and ham pizza… just the way george washington used to do.
and then had a jay-z dance party and watched mad men…just the way john adams used to do.
and then watched a man dance to thriller until my eyes hurt so bad from allergies and I had to lay down…just the way abigal adams used to do.
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i ate cupcakes, played beer pong, and got wasted. just the way james madison did.