Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson died yesterday, which first and foremost means that Megan Fox’s scheduled appearance on The Today Show (today) is canceled. Bah. Sort of like when you were little and you were so excited to watch Full House and then out of nowhere there was a tornado warning and everything got interrupted or canceled and you pouted but also wore your bike helmet for tornado safety.
This news would be fine if they dedicated all of the seven hours that make up The Today Show to a tribute of MJ songs, shrines and accomplishments but they’re talking to some darsh about where his children are going and about all of MJ’s no money. boring. Ill take Fox giving intelligently stupid answers to a drooling Matt Lauer please.
UPDATE: Her appearance on Regis and Kelly is still on, which today is actually called “Regis and William Shatner.” They played a clip from the movie where she smashed a bug transformer and said, “I’m your worst nightmare.”
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